More enchanting than the Mona Lisa, more masterful than the David,more monumental than the Sistine Chapel, this amazing artistic creation will go down in history as the greatest single achievement of the 21st century. It's

Amazing!

Astounding!

Astonishing!

Remarkable!

Unbelievable!

Magnificent!

Superb!

Breathtaking!

Fantastic!

Brilliant!

Splendid!

Glorious!

Wonderful!

Miraculous!

Marvelous!

Incredible!

Mind-boggling!

Stunning!

Scrumdiddlyuptious!

Once you have seen it, you will never be the same again. It will change your life.

Behold The Almighty Cow of Fiji!

I know, you're speechless, but don't come running to my door begging my autograph. Slip a few G's under my door in an envelope and I'll think about it...

This cow is the property of Dr. Benjamin Dover, Supreme Ruler over the Fijian Empire (may he live forever...or at least a really long time...) So if you copy it or use it in any way you will face the wrath of his mighty armies or be cursed forever or something bad like that...

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